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Top 5 things never to do! EVAR!

Sun Jun 8, 2008, 7:59 PM
Number 5!!!!!!!!!
NEVER GO TO AN ANIME CONVENTION AND NOT SHOWER!
-OMFG! Seriously! Bathe! It gets on my nerves. I hate going around and it reeking of Yesterday's uniform of one of my masters. EW! I've smelt it before! I hate that smell! ...Kinda my fault for doing the master's laundry that once....But besides the point! So Take a Bloody bath before the Fabreeze Ninja finds you! Damn!

Number 4!!!!!!!!!
NEVER TEXT WHILE YOU DRIVE!
-Okay come on now! I've almost gotten into several accidents because of dumb asses who want to text and drive. What is your problem?! PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD IDIOTS!

Number 3!!!!!!!!!
NEVER GO IN A DORM SHOWER WITH OUT SHOWER SHOES!
- Pretty self explanitory. Who knows what are in them showers. I know they are cleaned like 3 times a day or something but you still never know.

Number 2!!!!!!!!!
NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT SOME SORT OR PROTECTION!
- I dont care if its a knife, a self defense keychain, mace, a condom, birth control, or whatever! Just be safe with what you do peoples!

NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!
NEVER DATE YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BROTHER OR SISTER!
- I know what people will say "You're a hypocrit!" but you know what? I regret getting in a relationship with my best friend's brother. Eventhough i am happy. Between me and my bestfriend, it's not the same anymore. I can't go to her with details or anything. She seems like she doesn't want to hang with me or anything. It's real sad. So if you ever contemplate about dating the sibling of a best friend, don't. You'll just get hurt.


I know. I know. Can we say I've had a lot of time to think about it? Damn I hate the world sometimes. I blame the Heat wave.

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: "Karma"- Bump of Chicken

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